According to Google, Yahoo, and Bing…
Facebook causes divorce, depression, jealousy, and even cancer.
Now I’m sure that once this gains enough attention Google will take it down, along with Yahoo and Bing following the same path.
Grab your screen shots now, or take the ones I’ve provided below.
Going down that list, we learn
- Facebook causes divorce
- Facebook causes application [this confused me at first. It's probably the Facebook Causes application, says Marshall Kirkpatrick ]
- Facebook causes depression
- Facebook causes donations [hey, something positive!]
- Facebook causes internet explorer to crash [clearly unfair to investor and partner Microsoft]
- Facebook causes app [probably to crash]
- Facebook causes jealousy
- Facebook causes problems [see, Facebook is the universal cause of all problems]
- Facebook causes statistics [probably stats on things that Facebook causes]
- Facebook causes cancer [it was in the Daily Mail; it must be true]
From SearchEngineLand.com
Lest we forget about Yahoo & Bing:
Facebook again causes issues such as problems, divorce, cancer and depression. But we also get new things that Facebook causes:
- Facebook causes affairs
- Facebook causes breakups
- Facebook causes jealously
- Facebook causes reentry
- Facebook causes non profits
Not as much of an impact with Bing, but still saying it causes divorce.
