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New Year, New Twitter
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything on January 17, 2012
@mattdfowler
I just spent the last 30 minutes reorganizing and updating links. Why? Because I finally made the (hugely suggested) jump and changed my twitter handle. Since I first joined twitter I’ve been using the ID m477h3w. Which stands for “Matthew” in l33t speak. I don’t feel like explaining what that is, so please Google it if you are confused.
I have been told by multiple people that the name was too hard to find, or too easily forgettable. I shrugged it off because I liked it. It was unique. However, I’ve noticed a very slow growth in followers, so perhaps they were right.
That is why I introduce the new twitter ID: http://twitter.com/mattdfowler
All I did was changed the username, so my current followers will still remain, along with my tweets. But you know how all that goes. I didn’t realize how many Matt Fowler’s there are in this world, and it took quite a bit of time to even find a handle that I liked.
The biggest headache was updating all the stinking links I had to m477h3w. Also, in a matter of vanity, I went ahead and re-registered m477h3w — just so nobody can try and pose as me. It will forever have that one tweet that says “Hey, you are in an out dated spot” — along with a Tomato avatar for fun.
The second headache came from Twitter being a little confused. But, they did warn me it would take 24 hours for everything to take effect — so I’ll give them that. I appreciate the fact that you can change your username on a whim like that, rather than having to re-register and lose all of your important information.
So, without further adieu, please update any links you may have.
Last Minute Secret Santa Gift
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything, Photos on January 10, 2012

Just when I thought the Google Plus Secret Santa was done and over with for the year, I receive a package in the mail.
How sweet!
Chee Chew
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything on January 4, 2012
Its a warning i dont know what it means
Merry Christmas 2011
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything on December 25, 2011
What kind of letter could this be? Could it be a Christmas letter? I think so.
Merry Christmas ONE AND ALL. Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas for whatever reason, I want you to have a joyous day and an even better afternoon. But wait, doesn’t that offend people now a days? You know what, I don’t care.
It has been a tradition to celebrate this day since birth, and whether you believe in God or Jesus Christ or not I do and that’s all that matters. Sure, it’s not actually his birthday — says the historians — but I will celebrate that it is all the same.
I am tired of people saying that it offends them that we say Merry Christmas. The holiday is called Christmas for a reason. Just say Merry Christmas and stop your belly aching.
HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND AN EVEN HAPPIER NEW YEAR! BE SAFE AND MERRY.
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE, IT’S NOT RECOMMENDED. DUI’S ARE AT A RISE IN THIS COUNTRY AND PROBABLY EVEN OTHER COUNTRIES.
Ant Smasher vs Frog & Lizard
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything, Tech, Videos on December 22, 2011
When videos go viral, it’s always a good thing. I’m not arguing that. What I am arguing is how some of them gain the popularity they do. You may think I’m putting this as a complaint to the following videos. But, I’m not. I am actually very glad they received fame so quickly.
In other words, I discovered two interesting videos earlier. One is a lizard and one is a frog. They are both, in a sense, doing the same thing. Smashing Ants. Now, before you say, “WOW, never seen that before” — it’s not the same thing as you would see in the wild.
Only in the 21st century would we have household pets playing with Apps on Smartphones. I assume they are household pets at least. I mean, I would definitely own a bearded dragon. The big African bull frog however, I don’t have anything against, but that just isn’t the pet for me.
First, here is the video that I first saw. It’s the African Bull Frog I mentioned above. Because I’m a nice guy, I’ll warn you now: Don’t have your speakers all the way up. The ending of the video will scare you if you do. It’s not a “Screamer”, I promise this much, but it has a….how do I put it…. volume increase by something that you won’t expect.
Next we have a bearded dragon attempting the same task. YouTube User thanatos454‘s comment was the best for this video, because it is completely true. He/She said “Every time he looks at the camera it strikes me as a search for approval”
If you have a pet you too would like to confuse with this App, you can pick it up here. That is a link for Android Market… I don’t know if it’s available on iPhone or not, and I don’t care.
Review of China, IL “The Worst School in America”
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything, Videos on December 3, 2011
The University of China, IL truly is the worst school in America. Babycakes (Why does my spell checker think that word is correctly spelled?) surely says it best.
I remember watching Babycake’s Journal Rants on YouTube, but that isn’t exactly the first way I discovered him. Remember SuperDeluxe? Not many people do. But this isn’t about that, so you’ll have to do some Googling to find out what that was. (I’ll give you a hint, a short-lived internet series that was absorbed by Turner Broadcasting, go figure)
I remember seeing short little commercial breaks on Adult Swim with Babycakes in it, and when I did some research on this character I found a plethora of videos on YouTube with this chubby person. They are all quite hilarious, as Babycakes narrates his Journal entries and they are portrayed in the video. Some hits are the “Booby Bunny” and the “Head Fuckler”
The fact that they made this into a show (again) screams awesome. But the lack of interaction with Babycakes is definitely a drawback. I mean, that’s the whole reason I watch the show anyways. But he is there, and he does have some parts, just not as much as I would like.
Overall, it’s a great show with interesting plot points. You literally never know what they are going to do in this show, and I think that is one of the main reasons I love it so much. A lot of people may be turned off by this kind of humor, but I love it.
The Direction of “New Family Guy”
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything on December 3, 2011
Since 1999, most of us have laughed & giggled (isn’t that the same thing–No!) at Seth MacFarlane’s wonderful work, Family Guy.
But, over the years, as the seasons continue — their humor changes dramatically. A Gay joke here, an anti-war pun there, and Brian being completely oblivious that he’s a dog. You know the old schtick. He can talk. Hilarious.
Because I used wonderful, this is obviously a biased post. I love Family Guy, always have, but I will admit that their tune has changed quite a bit since that first pilot back in the late 90′s. The animation is better, but the jokes aren’t. I remember laughing non stop through the episodes. Now I’m lucky to get a couple chuckles in throughout the whole episode.
I have to wonder where the continuation of the Family Guy saga is going to go. Are they going to follow the South Park trend and only focus on current events? Or are they going to actually start taking the characters on extravagant adventures filled with mini-plots with the side characters in between?
The latest episodes have proved that they are still able to get a good episode rolling, but they lack moral fiber. That’s right, I used moral fiber in a sentence. Incorrectly to be exact. Family Guy has never had “moral fiber”. This is the reason they have such a large viewing audience now and that’s fine. But some of the jokes are simply getting old. And fast.
Ok Seth MacFarlane, we get it, you (or somebody very close to you) is a closet homosexual. That’s fine, this is a lot more accepting world. Stop hiding it in your characters. (Stewie, Roger [alien from American Dad])
Oh, lest we forget MacFarlane doesn’t believe in God he’s a proud-to-be athiest. FINE. Stop ruining your shows with these anti-religion jokes. Some of us choose to practice and some of us don’t, it’s our choice so stop trying to be what you set out to destroy.
Where is the direction going to go? That’s the main reason you are even bothering to read all of this. Honestly, I can’t say — that’s obvious. But I have an opinion. They are soon to run out of material, like any show, but I don’t see it happening anytime soon. Not necessarily because the show will get any better or worse, but because the show has such a strong viewing audience. Not to mention, it’s syndicated damn near everywhere now.
I believe that the crew of Family Guy will eventually throw in the towel because they are just plain burnt out on it. Unless Family Guy starts doing more movie parodies (Star Wars) then I’m not sure what else they can do.
Answer the dang question: Basically, I don’t have a freaking clue where Family Guy is going to go. They’ve ran every holiday into the ground, they’ve distorted every race & stereotype known to man.
All I can say is I anticipate where they will go, and will continue to watch every episode and follow every step they take.
As you can tell, though this post had some hatred in it at parts, it also had some love for the show. Keep up the good and sometimes subpar work.
Dictated (in my head, does that count? –no!) , written, and read.
Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie: First Official Full Length Trailer “The Red Band Trailer”
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything, Videos on December 2, 2011
I promised updates, so here is the first official Full Length trailer for Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, provided by IGN.
Definitely watch this in HD.
Fair Warning: Trailer is NSFW!
For a reason unknown to me, they are calling it the “Red Band Trailer”. If you have any insight as to why this is, please email me and let me know.
Update: After doing a little bit of research (hello, Google!) I now know what “Red Band” means when it comes to trailers. In lamens terms– it’s a trailer that has been deemed “mature” and “not suitable for a younger audience”. For some reason, I thought this was a special term that Tim & Eric was using, as a gag. But, it’s not. The more you know!
Still doesn’t explain too much of what this movie is going to be about, but it has Romance, Sex, Action, and Violence. That’s enough for me.
Also that a billionaire gives Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim 1 Billion dollars to make a movie. This action s portrayed out in Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. Confused yet? Good.
Oh, and start using the hashtag #shrim for all your tweets and such.
Don’t forget to tell your Pep Pep!
Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie: Movie Poster & Trailer
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything, Photos, Videos on December 1, 2011
Earlier today, Eric Wareheim [be careful with that link] (the glasses wearer of the duo Tim & Eric) posted on his twitter account the official Movie poster for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. I have to say I am quite excited. To top it all off, an official trailer was also posted.
To preserve the trailer’s greatness, please visit the official Facebook page for the movie. (Watch in HD for the full effect!)
Here are some people who should not see this movie:
- People who don’t quite “get” Tim & Eric’s humor. Mainly, if you have to think if there is a “getting” to be “got” of their humor, then you really don’t see this movie. It’s supposed to be funny, not philosophical.
- The one’s who are put off by quick changing plots, scenes, and cutaways.
- People who never found their Chippy.
- Pep Pep’s
- James Quall
- You & I
- Whoopsie Goldberg
I’ll post some more about the movie as it rolls out, but this is the update for now!
snugs.
RIP Steve Jobs
Posted by Matt Fowler in Everything, Tech on October 5, 2011
This is a tribute to one the most iconic members of the tech industry. No, I never met Steve Jobs in person but his impact on me would have you believing otherwise. He was a wise man and the power behind Apple.
His legend will live on as a legendary CEO and innovator.
The most important thing to mention is he spent his final hours with his family, and you really can’t ask for anything more than that. Some people believe you have a sense to know when your time is near and I believe Jobs knew that. His memory will persist throughout the ages, and may God bless his family and friends.
Also, my cat Steve will now be called Steve Jobs from now on.
With care,
Matt
