“You’re far too trusting” -Grand Moff Tarkin Thanks, Obama. Obama phones may soon be obsolete.
When you can think of anything original… Just kidding, it’s amazing the DMV lets these happen.
If they say no, then you probably don’t need them in your life anymore. Just saying.
Well, what else were you expecting? Heinz.
It might look gross or it might look innocent. It’s hard to tell from your perspective, I’m sure. I know what it is — and I’m not talking! Just kidding, if you yell at me on Twitter about it, I’ll give you some hints. Or just tell you… depends on what kind of mood I’m […]
Or me using a filter. You decide.
I actually wanted to post a picture of this amazing salad I had a couple of days ago. Oops.
I don’t remember the backstory to this snap. What I do know is it made me laugh hysterically when I made it. Wish I could remember what the hell I was referencing — if anything. My mind is an odd, scary place so…